I can't sleep without the sound of the ocean and the smell of bacon...

The obvious trend here (and by trend, i mean food in all it's internet glory) is not going away. Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution is my background music, and the diets of the lovely folks of Huntington, West Virginia, don't even compare to what I'm looking at right now.

Mr. Oliver would be appalled if he could see this bacon bouquet, but personally I think it's kind of awesome

Liz Lemon wouldn't have had to leave the party on a bacon run if they had this decorating genius.

If you're wondering where I found this little delicacy, you should wander around thisiswhyyourfat.com for a bit. It's guaranteed to horrify and excite you at the same time. But alas, foiled again. Even in all my infinite wisdom I couldn't guess the password to ftp this site either.

It's crazy how everything works with html. Just change one word, one letter and you have an entirely different effect on a web page. I could play with this stuff all day. There are soooo many factors to the internet and the web. I'd settle for understanding just a few.